Phantom wrote:Shouldn't be hard to do .....Jason runs accross some old guy living in the wilderness Mad as a hatterFel wrote:Now I'll have to put a tinfoil hat somewhere in the story, just to spite you.
Wearing .....you guessed it ...a Tin foil Hat....
You just have to make sure he looks like a rabbit and has .....BIG Pointy Teeth!
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Proof that there are crazy people here
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Proof that there are crazy people here
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um yeah... you all need help... 
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
And you're just now noticing this? Where have you been?michaelsuave wrote:um yeah... you all need help...
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
And your going to help us How ?michaelsuave wrote:um yeah... you all need help...
The Doc's say I'm doing much better ....I hardly ever want to Kill with an Axe anymore.!
Oh but i have the Cutest little chainsaw.....it's 36" long and i covered it in Tinfoil all by my self
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And in the fury of this darkest hour
I will be your light
A lifetime for this destiny
For I am Winter born
And in this moment..I will not run
It is my place to stand
We few shall carry hope
Within our bloodied hands
(bloodied hands)
And in our Dying, we're more alive-than we have ever been
I've lived for these few seconds
For I am Winter born
The CruxShadows "Winterborn" (This Sacrifice)
I will be your light
A lifetime for this destiny
For I am Winter born
And in this moment..I will not run
It is my place to stand
We few shall carry hope
Within our bloodied hands
(bloodied hands)
And in our Dying, we're more alive-than we have ever been
I've lived for these few seconds
For I am Winter born
The CruxShadows "Winterborn" (This Sacrifice)
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
How'd you manage to cover it completely in tinfoil? Last time I tried that I blew mine up.Phantom wrote:And your going to help us How ?michaelsuave wrote:um yeah... you all need help...
The Doc's say I'm doing much better ....I hardly ever want to Kill with an Axe anymore.!
Oh but i have the Cutest little chainsaw.....it's 36" long and i covered it in Tinfoil all by my self![]()
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Or should I not be taking it apart and covering the component pieces in tinfoil?
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
More maximum effectiveness, you probably only need to cover the outside. That way the government can't tell it to attack you instead. But personally, chainsaws are too noisy...swords are much more fun..Lochar wrote:How'd you manage to cover it completely in tinfoil? Last time I tried that I blew mine up.Phantom wrote:And your going to help us How ?michaelsuave wrote:um yeah... you all need help...
The Doc's say I'm doing much better ....I hardly ever want to Kill with an Axe anymore.!
Oh but i have the Cutest little chainsaw.....it's 36" long and i covered it in Tinfoil all by my self![]()
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Or should I not be taking it apart and covering the component pieces in tinfoil?
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
I don't know... I've got this neat battle ax that had a dagger in the hilt.
And since we've drug this so far off topic anyways, allow me to push it further.
Speaking of weapons, how would you fight with a spiked chain?
And since we've drug this so far off topic anyways, allow me to push it further.
Speaking of weapons, how would you fight with a spiked chain?
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Very, very carefully... I have this really neat one that has a spiked ball on one end...very fun stuff...Lochar wrote:I don't know... I've got this neat battle ax that had a dagger in the hilt.
And since we've drug this so far off topic anyways, allow me to push it further.
Speaking of weapons, how would you fight with a spiked chain?
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Razor Chain would seem do be a much more effective weapon....though I personally like the double headed battleaxe....
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
I'm still a fan of a main line battle sword... You know, a big claymore or bastard sword and a matching dagger...Course, being able to throw a few spells around has been a major advantage on occassion...
Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
I'm just suprised it wasn't glitter and Hello Kitty stickers...Phantom wrote:Oh but i have the Cutest little chainsaw.....it's 36" long and i covered it in Tinfoil all by my self
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Hmmm....compromise...battleaxe with shotgun for a haft ?
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
They tried that, combining a pistol and a dagger. http://www.ayenauticalgifts.com/nautica ... &cat_id=23Starstryker wrote:Hmmm....compromise...battleaxe with shotgun for a haft ?
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That one is a replica, but it used to be a thing on navy ships, since they could only fire once and they wouldn't have time to reload...to my understanding at least.
But I still prefer the sword...
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Hmm...a Glaive sounds like a good weapon....axe..spear....spike.......
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Spec8472 wrote:I'm just suprised it wasn't glitter and Hello Kitty stickers...Phantom wrote:Oh but i have the Cutest little chainsaw.....it's 36" long and i covered it in Tinfoil all by my self
Shhhhhh You promised you wouldn't tell what the Tinfoil was covering....!
Phantom
And in the fury of this darkest hour
I will be your light
A lifetime for this destiny
For I am Winter born
And in this moment..I will not run
It is my place to stand
We few shall carry hope
Within our bloodied hands
(bloodied hands)
And in our Dying, we're more alive-than we have ever been
I've lived for these few seconds
For I am Winter born
The CruxShadows "Winterborn" (This Sacrifice)
I will be your light
A lifetime for this destiny
For I am Winter born
And in this moment..I will not run
It is my place to stand
We few shall carry hope
Within our bloodied hands
(bloodied hands)
And in our Dying, we're more alive-than we have ever been
I've lived for these few seconds
For I am Winter born
The CruxShadows "Winterborn" (This Sacrifice)
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Re: Proof that there are crazy people here
Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk
Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk
Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind
And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid
Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds
Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!