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Mature Message boards

Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 4:27 pm
by Hearly
How do you get access to it?

Edit by Spec8472:


How do I get Access?
It's granted based on post count. If you've got more than 20 posts, the system will let you in.

I've got more than 20 posts, why don't I have access?
Access is granted by a process that runs periodically. If it's been more than a day since you hit 20, reply here.

Who do I ask for access?
Nobody. It's automatic.

What's on there?
You'll have to be granted to find out.

I've been a forum member for years, but my post count is really low, this isn't fair!
Yeah, well, that's life.

So, I posted like 20 messages to inflate my post count, that's cool, right?
No. Spamming the forums will get you banned and/or your account deleted.

People actually asked these questions?
Some, the voices in my head asked the rest.

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 4:56 pm
by Mizriath
I don't get access so you don't too. We are too immature for it. :evil:

It does not go by age but by maturity.

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 5:09 pm
by Phantom
Gee Reading this one might get the idea you Two think the Internet is for PORN!

Opps...... sorry...... my bad....... i forgot that it is!

Carry on!


Phantom (getting low on Tin-Foil again)

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 5:32 pm
by Spec8472
Messaging me will not give you access.

(Edited, to make it even clearer)

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 8:09 pm
by fortress
Good thing the RSS feed already shows me all the posts! :twisted:

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:00 pm
by GBLW
This whole thing is HILARIOUS! ROFLMAO!

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sat May 12, 2012 11:55 pm
by Prymael
To gain access you have to submit a review on each one of Fel's stories to be reviewed by everyone on the public boards.

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 1:03 am
by Fel
The mature boards are reserved for the darkest cesspools of human debauchery and hedonism.

So, naturally, I'm not allowed in there. Not even my evil is sufficiently evil to manage that nefarious standard.

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 2:33 am
by Mizriath
Fel wrote:The mature boards are reserved for the darkest cesspools of human debauchery and hedonism.

So, naturally, I'm not allowed in there. Not even my evil is sufficiently evil to manage that nefarious standard.
If Fel does not qualify and me too and a whole lot of others..... i wonder who is even more evil, nefarious, to qualify for the dark cesspool of filth of ideas inside there...hmmmmmm :D

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 2:38 am
by GBLW
oops :oops: :twisted: :oops: :twisted: :? :lol:
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Actually, I'm just teasing. :wink: :twisted:

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 3:18 am
by Mac The Knife
Damn,,, So now I have to cancel another credit card,,, Damn Russian scammers!!

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 3:23 am
by samuelmichaels
Fel wrote:The mature boards are reserved for the darkest cesspools of human debauchery and hedonism.

So, naturally, I'm not allowed in there. Not even my evil is sufficiently evil to manage that nefarious standard.
What if I want some medium-gray roman baths of debauchery and hedonism? Is there a forum for that?

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 3:28 am
by Spec8472
samuelmichaels wrote:
Fel wrote:The mature boards are reserved for the darkest cesspools of human debauchery and hedonism.

So, naturally, I'm not allowed in there. Not even my evil is sufficiently evil to manage that nefarious standard.
What if I want some medium-gray roman baths of debauchery and hedonism? Is there a forum for that?
This is the internet, there's probably a whole community for that. Also, rule 34: http://xkcd.com/305/

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 5:31 am
by Mizriath
I bet that Spec just put a teaser of porn photo headlines without really posting. ;p

Re: Mature Message boards

Posted: Sun May 13, 2012 5:34 am
by Spec8472
It's exactly what it says on the tin.