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Hearly
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Post by Hearly »

How do you get access to it?

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How do I get Access?
It's granted based on post count. If you've got more than 20 posts, the system will let you in.

I've got more than 20 posts, why don't I have access?
Access is granted by a process that runs periodically. If it's been more than a day since you hit 20, reply here.

Who do I ask for access?
Nobody. It's automatic.

What's on there?
You'll have to be granted to find out.

I've been a forum member for years, but my post count is really low, this isn't fair!
Yeah, well, that's life.

So, I posted like 20 messages to inflate my post count, that's cool, right?
No. Spamming the forums will get you banned and/or your account deleted.

People actually asked these questions?
Some, the voices in my head asked the rest.
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Mizriath
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Re: Mature Message boards

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I don't get access so you don't too. We are too immature for it. :evil:

It does not go by age but by maturity.
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Gee Reading this one might get the idea you Two think the Internet is for PORN!

Opps...... sorry...... my bad....... i forgot that it is!

Carry on!


Phantom (getting low on Tin-Foil again)
And in the fury of this darkest hour
I will be your light
A lifetime for this destiny
For I am Winter born
And in this moment..I will not run
It is my place to stand
We few shall carry hope
Within our bloodied hands
(bloodied hands)
And in our Dying, we're more alive-than we have ever been
I've lived for these few seconds
For I am Winter born
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Re: Mature Message boards

Post by Spec8472 »

Messaging me will not give you access.

(Edited, to make it even clearer)
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fortress
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Re: Mature Message boards

Post by fortress »

Good thing the RSS feed already shows me all the posts! :twisted:
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Re: Mature Message boards

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This whole thing is HILARIOUS! ROFLMAO!
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Re: Mature Message boards

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To gain access you have to submit a review on each one of Fel's stories to be reviewed by everyone on the public boards.
Questions are dangerous for those who would obey without.
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Re: Mature Message boards

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The mature boards are reserved for the darkest cesspools of human debauchery and hedonism.

So, naturally, I'm not allowed in there. Not even my evil is sufficiently evil to manage that nefarious standard.
Just another guy from the shallow end of the gene pool.
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Fel wrote:The mature boards are reserved for the darkest cesspools of human debauchery and hedonism.

So, naturally, I'm not allowed in there. Not even my evil is sufficiently evil to manage that nefarious standard.
If Fel does not qualify and me too and a whole lot of others..... i wonder who is even more evil, nefarious, to qualify for the dark cesspool of filth of ideas inside there...hmmmmmm :D
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GBLW
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Re: Mature Message boards

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oops :oops: :twisted: :oops: :twisted: :? :lol:
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Actually, I'm just teasing. :wink: :twisted:
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Damn,,, So now I have to cancel another credit card,,, Damn Russian scammers!!
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Re: Mature Message boards

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Fel wrote:The mature boards are reserved for the darkest cesspools of human debauchery and hedonism.

So, naturally, I'm not allowed in there. Not even my evil is sufficiently evil to manage that nefarious standard.
What if I want some medium-gray roman baths of debauchery and hedonism? Is there a forum for that?
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Re: Mature Message boards

Post by Spec8472 »

samuelmichaels wrote:
Fel wrote:The mature boards are reserved for the darkest cesspools of human debauchery and hedonism.

So, naturally, I'm not allowed in there. Not even my evil is sufficiently evil to manage that nefarious standard.
What if I want some medium-gray roman baths of debauchery and hedonism? Is there a forum for that?
This is the internet, there's probably a whole community for that. Also, rule 34: http://xkcd.com/305/
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Re: Mature Message boards

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I bet that Spec just put a teaser of porn photo headlines without really posting. ;p
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Re: Mature Message boards

Post by Spec8472 »

It's exactly what it says on the tin.
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