Faey humor...

[RobJ]

Sick, very sick and the years just started

[Spec8472]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a Faey joke?"

Hehe, good one

Bonus points for modifying the joke from being about Kiwi's (New Zealanders) to Faey.

[Fiferguy]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a Faey joke?"

Hehe, good one

Bonus points for modifying the joke from being about Kiwi's (New Zealanders) to Faey.

I actually heard it as a blonde joke first...but Kiwi's work too...

[RobJ]

Now thats not nice Spec, however being an egg laying mammal you can be forgiven or is it Skippy

[Spec8472]

however being an egg laying mammal you can be forgiven or is it Skippy

..errr? The only egg laying mammals (<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotreme">monotremes</a>) I know of are the Echidna, and the Platypus (both Australian). The Kiwi is a flightless bird, native to New Zealand.

[Spec8472]

Two more

Q: What's the difference between the Faey (Noble) Court and a <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Porcupine">Porcupine</a>?
A: With a Porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.


(Said to a particularly obnoxious Faey)
Q: How do you keep a stupid Faey in suspense?

...I'll tell you next week.